I've been at Oakwood School, Horley all day which was brilliant... if a little exhausting. I met loads of talented pupils and friendly members of staff, bored them to tears with the story of my life, then we all had fun telling whopping great lies. And what outrageous lies they were! Those guys could lie Verity Fibbs off the planet. And that is pretty near impossible.
Thank you everyone for making me feel so welcome. I had a blast. Honest.